No one is really sure what came first: Awesome or O-Dogg? Some have argued that Awesome birthed the one known as O-Dogg, giving personification to the idea of Awesome. Others say that Awesome did not exist until O-Dogg came along to give the word meaning. It is a debate that has raged throughout time, and alas, is still a mystery. Just like O-Dogg himself.
Not much is known about the pop-culture phenomenon that is O-Dogg. It is said that he has known only three loves in his life: the mighty Boston Red Sox, the greatest band in the world Weezer, and of course Eliza Dushku. All three just happen to be Awesome. Coincidence? Or perhaps a glimpse into a greater plan?
None of his exploits have been caught by any medium, but O-Dogg’s legend grows through fantastic tales of Awesomeness. Some say he was the last son from a far away planet that was destroyed. Others regale that he was bitten by a radioactive spider and given powers proportionate to an arachnid. Others say that he has no liver and that he can drink an entire bottle of Jack Daniels in one sitting. Most say that he is Awesome.
No one is really sure when O-Dogg will pop up next. It is just known that he is always where he needs to be. So we look forward to the next sighting of this messiah of sexy, this gene pool of cool. We may not know when or where he will be… but we know it will be Awesome.
That was awesome.
Comment by Lauren — February 21, 2009 @ 6:29 pm |